Icyhot is not the answer...

So there I was, laying on the bed with my shirt off. When a Penguin swooped down and jizzed IcyHot all over my back. then with its flippers it started to rub the Icyhot onto my back. Of course it felt good at first. My back was hurting. But then I soon realized that the skin on my back was very very dry. As I screamed a quiet scream and tears flowed from my eyes. I then realized that IcyHot and dry skin don't mix. As I ran for the shower, the penguin yelled Sorry, but it was a little late.

My stupidness

I have a public announcement to make. EXP Duster does not make a good deodorant. It does not keep you dry, feeling refreshed, or feeling confident that you will not leave pit stains on your favorite shirt.

Ok, so here is the story. I was cleaning up the apartment and grabbed the EXP duster that was next to my labtop and was going to put it away. I wasn't wearing a shirt and it was really hot. So I thought to myself "hey this gets cold when you spray it" so I held it about 6 inches away from my chest and sprayed it. Hmm it was a little cool, so I sprayed it under the left arm. Hmm it was a little cooler, so I sprayed it under my right arm this time. OMG it was cold and I screamed like a little girl, as I dropped the can and raised my arm, I could see the white half dollar size circle outlined in red.

Some people might say why Mr. J why? I say why not, it sounded good at the time. Now I know better.