ER story #1 - 30% more

I have had some requests from some very important people to write about my Emergency Room stories. So here is my first of many ER stories.

So this story takes place at Denver University, this is an older hospital. One where the ER has no walls between the exam rooms, just off white curtains. So late one evening one of the ER doctors called up to the Operating Room, were I was working at the time, and asked if I would come down and assist him with something. His also asked me to bring the largest teethed forcep that we had in the hospital. When I arrived in the ER, he asked me to walk down to the last exam area and take a look at the man in the room. I did as he asked, the man was in a hospital gown and bent over the exam table. I couldn't see anything physically wrong with the man. The doctor gave me a look and told me to walk behind the man. As I did, I saw it, a perfect silver circle about three inches in diameter in the man's ass. I walked out of the room, met with the doctor and asked him what it was. The patient had apparently been horny earlier that evening and found pleasure in sliding things up his ass. The item of choice for his evening pleasure was a can of oven cleaner. Not just a regular can of oven cleaner, but the 30% more can of oven cleaner even.
As you may have guessed it, the can got stuck. The doctor and I walked into the room where the man was waiting. The doctor took the forceps from me and grabbed the edge of the oven cleaner can. The doctor began to pull on the can, the can gave a little and then retracted back. The doctor tried again, the can came out a little and then right back. The doctor continued to pull until finally the edge of the can were the doctor had the forceps placed broke. A cloud of white smoke started to fill the air. After the can had emptied it's self and we had given the patient a muscle relaxing the can was finally pulled free.

(Public Service Announcement: if you ever shove a can of oven cleaner up your ass, make sure you stick the bottom of the can in first. If not, you stick the nozzle end in first, the doctor tries to pull it out and it doesn't come out on the first try the nozzle will depress and oven cleaner will shoot into your abdomen. Which will burn a hole into your colon.)