ER story #2 - Green Slime

One afternoon a woman in her early twenties came into the Emergency Room, complaining of abdominal pain and a strange odor. After the she was admitted, I showed the patient to an exam room and asked her to change into a hospital gown. I closed the curtain and walked out of the room. Shortly after I heard a scream come from the patient's room, I ran in and saw the patient standing next to the bed crying. She had the gown loose around her shoulders and her underwear down around her ankles. Laying on the floor between her legs was a pile of what looked to be green slime. When the patient removed her underwear this slime dropped from between her legs.

Apparently a week earlier the patient and her boyfriend were poking around an old rundown house. There was trash and half eaten food all over the place. After looking around for awhile, they started fooling around. One thing lead to another and you guess it, they got naked. The patient said that at one point her boyfriend found a stick that was laying in the trash pile and thought that it would be a great toy.

One of the doctors did an exam and came to the conclusion that the stick that the boyfriend used on her was dirty. (Who would have thought.) After an exam of the green slime by the lab, it was found that slime was in fact rotten maggots. After a round of antibiotics and a good uterus washing, she was as good as new.