Ok, I wasn't actually at the hospital for this one. It was my day off but I did see the patient's chart the next night so I know the doctor wasn't lying.
One evening a young man came into the emergency room. He walked up to the admissions desk and asked to be seen immediately. He was told he had to fill out the paperwork before being seen. He sat down and began filling out the papers. Shortly there after, he passed out and fell to the ground. Two nurses came out, rolled him on his back and noticed his blood soaked jeans. They got him to a wheel chair and got him in back. When they got his pants off, they saw where the blood was coming from.
= FLASH BACK =
Earlier that evening, the young man and his girlfriend were having sex. Let's say he was well equiped and she was a newbie. When they were done he was unable to pull out. Being a virgin, she was a little tight. On top of that, she had a muscle spasm. They tried many things to try and get her to relax, but had no luck. The young man got worried and lifted her off of him in one quick motion. He grabbed her by the hips and pushed back, hard and fast. This of course fixed the problem. But as she slid off of him, so did his foreskin.
That's right, you heard me.
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